In the Flesh – Erotic Art in London

Last updated on December 28th, 2023

It’s time for me to take you on another fleshy tour of saucy London where we visit some of the best erotic art in London. I can reliably inform you that In the Rude was one of the most popular posts on FamilyJourney last year.  Which of course makes me laugh and wink right back at you. So follow me, Londoness, together with Venus and her winged helper, Cupid, in search of the best of London’s erotic art.

Best erotic art in London

18 Stafford Terrace

Mr Edward Linley Sambourne of 18 Stafford Terrace, Kensington, was a bit of a naughty voyeur. The house museum where he once lived is a Victoriana treasure trove and looks very proper indeed. That is, until you reach the top floor bathroom. When his wife Marion was away, Sambourne would invite female models to his house where he would snap them in their birthday suits. His bathroom is where he would develop the photos, and it’s now a gallery of nudes. He also used to catch unsuspecting people in the street using a concealed camera. I like to think Sambourne would have been very comfortable in the modern world of Instagram and reality TV!

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Edward Linley Sambourne, The Pettigrew Sisters 1892 (Collection of the Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea)

Chair by Allen Jones

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Allen Jones, Chair, 1969 (Tate Britain)

This one gets many tongues wagging: is it an insult to women or simply a little bit of fetishly naughty fun? Chair, by British pop artist Allen Jones is on show in all its fleshy finery at Tate Britain. She might be well-padded, but whatever you do, don’t sit on her!

Lalique in London

The Victoria and Albert Museum has a permanent collection of Lalique’s iconic Art Deco designs, but you can also wander into the Lalique shop on 47 Conduit Street where you’ll be walking onto the set of some of the most sensuous scenery money can buy. Damien Hirst, Zaha Hadid and Elton John have created a collection of modern-day masterpieces for the wizard of glass, but my favourite has to be this baby below. It’s simply breathtaking and needs to be seen in the shimmering flesh to be appreciated. You can tour his factory, hotel and museum in Alsace with me here.

Lalique in London, erotic glass art

Sirènes (mermaids) by Terry Rodgers is fashioned from crystal and platinum and is a modern-day re-interpretation of Lalique’s 1927 iconic design.  These dancing beauties might cost you a few gold coins, but they are worth every platinum drop.

Turner’s nudes

Turner nudes, Ruskin, Tate Britain

JMW Turner, Erotic Figure Studies, A Nymph and Satyr (Tate Britain)

Did the art critic John Ruskin burn the bulk of JMW Turner’s erotic sketches for the sake of preserving the artist’s reputation, keeping only a few “kept as evidence of a failure of mind only”? Whether myth or fact, Tate Britain has a collection of these very raunchy sketches, but you will need an appointment to see them.

Rodin at the Tate Britain

The French have always been masters of all things erotique,  and Monsieur Rodin’s splendid Le Baiser (The Kiss) is one of the finest three-dimensional examples of sexual love. The adulterous lovers from Dante’s Inferno,  Francesca da Rimini and Paolo Malatesta are in the throes of a passionate embrace and moments away from being slain by Francesca’s husband.  The Tate has its own version of the two-timing couple (which you can also see in the Rodin Museum in Paris) but it does goes out on loan, so catch it if you can.

Parthenon Sculptures at the British Museum

Staying with marbles, these two chappies below look like they’re having a rather homoerotic tug-of-war, don’t you agree? You can find them, together with the Parthenon Sculptures in the British Museum.

Parthenon Sculpture, British Museum

Centaur and Lapith locked in combat, from the south side of the Parthenon about 447-438BC (British Museum)

God’s Own Junkyard

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Londoness examines some of the neon artwork at God’s Own Junkyard in Walthamstow.

More Ali Baba’s Cave than junkyard, you might need sunglasses for this glittering emporium of disco balls, film props and irreverent signage. Chris Bracey, the late owner of God’s Own Junkyard, started his neon life providing signs for the strip clubs of Soho before going on to supply the film industry and clients around the world. Getting to the shop in Walthamstow is a bit of a challenge, but it’s worth the trek. And whatever you do, bring your sense of humour with you!

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Photo by Oskar Proctor – Viktor Wynd Museum

Apparently, Elton John had his eye on the world’s longest standing erection, but the price tag was too high. You can examine the seven-inch mummified penis in London’s strangest cabinet of curiosities, the Viktor Wynd Museum in Hackney. And whilst you’re there, check out the jar containing Viagra and a pack of condoms, once found in a hotel room used by the Rolling Stones.

Original pin-ups

Modigliani, Courtauld Gallery

Amedeo Modigliani, Female Nude, 1916 (Courtauld Gallery)

You may have missed one of my favourite exhibitions  in recent years – the Modigliani at the Tate Modern. The master of the nude had twelve of his superbly dishevelled ladies on display here. They created such a scandal when they were first on show in Paris, that the gallery had to close the exhibition down after just one day.  You can read my review here. But don’t fret: you can also find Modigliani at the Courtauld Gallery on a permanent basis (although you will now need to wait for the Courtauld to re-open its doors after a two-year renovation).

Peter Lely, Dulwich Picture Gallery highlights, British nudes

Nymphs by a Fountain, Peter Lely c1650 (Dulwich Picture Gallery)

This luminescent, sexually-charged painting is by the Dutch Baroque painter, Peter Lely, who bizarrely is credited with the birth of the British nude. Lely also painted portraits for Charles II’s court.

Maurice de Vlaminck, Reclining Nude, Courtauld Gallery

Maurice de Vlaminck, Reclining Nude, 1905 (Courtauld Gallery)

Fauvist artist Vlaminck painted a series of portrayals of Parisian prostitutes in the style of Toulouse-Lautrec. His voluptuous Reclining Nude can be found draped on the walls of the Courtauld Gallery.

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Edouard Manet, Le Déjeuner sur l’Herbe (Courtauld Gallery)

It’s cheeky, atmospheric, very strange and unsurprisingly, it caused a scandal when it was first on show at the Salon des Refusés. The original of Dejeuner sur l’Herbe  (The Luncheon on the Grass) is in the Musée d’Orsay in Paris, but London has its baby sister in the Courtauld Gallery.

Erotic Art at the Wallace Collection

Wallace Collection, The Swing, Fragonard

Jean Honoré Fragonard, The Swing (Wallace Collection)

It’s still my favourite piece of erotic art in London: The Swing by Jean Honoré Fragonard at the Wallace Collection in Marylebone. This rococo masterpiece shows a young Peeping Tom looking up the skirt of a swinging lady’s pink dress whilst an older man controls the ropes behind her.

Watteau, Lady at her Toilet, Wallace

Jean-Antoine Watteau, A Lady at her Toilet (Wallace Collection)

Another favourite of mine from the Wallace Collection, A Lady at her Toilet  by Jean-Antoine Watteau. You can tour the Wallace with me here.

Rokeby Venus

Best erotic Art in London

Diego Velázquez, The Toilet of Venus (The National Gallery)

The suffragette Mary Richardson tried to destroy this languid, sensual Venus in 1914, but luckily for us, she was restored to her former glory and can be found in the National Gallery. You can read all about her here.

Eye Candy

erotic chocolates

The world’s oldest guide to erotic pleasure is also available in a chocolate bar! Head over to west London’s pretty Turnham Green and to Philip Neal Chocolates for a little erotic art in chocolate form.


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